I was out having an iced latte with my sister’s 12 year old daughter yesterday, and couldn’t help but notice that she was grimacing a bit on the walk there. When I asked her what was up, she told ...Read More
It’s my sister’s wedding next week, and I’ve got nothing to wear! That’s because all my presentable clothes are in storage while I finish off overseeing the renovation of Tina and Terry’s ne...Read More
They say that it won’t be too long until we can all possess super-powers. As in, we can have surgery to have them implanted in our bodies, and all babies will be born with powers inside of them....Read More
Everyone upstairs is moaning about the glass being tinted, and I’m just thinking…yep. Works for me. In fact, it’s the best thing that ever could’ve happened. Bless whoever gave me this second ...Read More
I’ll admit, I had grown rather tired of my marriage. At first, I thought it was a case of opposites attract, which worked great while we were dating, but after marriage? It just seemed like we had n...Read More
I think I have the opposite of a resting angry face. I mean, I must have, because no matter where I am, people always feel the need to approach me and talk to me. A lot of the time I don’t really mi...Read More
When I was hired as a creative for Niche Cards, I knew they were…well, niche. I did my research before the interview, and I even picked up a few of their cards in the newsagent, just so I could say ...Read More
When will my cousin give up!? In yet another essentially flawed attempt to “turn me into a man”, my cousin Tyler is trying to get me to come with him to look at aluminium trays made in Melbourne. ...Read More
It has come to my attention that I’m in denial about this whole Christmas thing. I kept saying to everyone: “Don’t you touch that tree! It’s only seven of the twelve days of Christmas, so woe ...Read More
My parents have always been workaholics, for as long as I can remember. Mum is a bigshot copyright lawyer and dad is an anthropology academic. The problem is that neither of them seem to know how to g...Read More