Author: admin
Blocked Sewer Oops
As a young bloke from Melbourne in his early twenties, it’s safe to say that I’ve had my share of big nights out. One of the largest I’ve ever had was two weekends ago and I’m not lying when I... Read More
Painting My Warehouse
I always told myself that if I ever needed a wall painted, I’d do it myself. Well, I’m starting to regret that mindset now that I’m staring at the wall of my new warehouse. It’s about fifty me... Read More
Waiting Room Wisdom
I’ve just been reading this weird magazine about people who play instruments with their feet. If this publication is anything to go by, it’s a whole thing, and people are really serious about it. ... Read More
The Suspender
There’s a legend that people speak about in whispers. They are afraid to speak it louder, for in their hearts they know that the tales are true. There’s a car that roams the forests, one without a... Read More
The Glass Fantastic
Is tinted glass about to have its day in the sun? Or, come to think of it, its night in the glow of LEDs? Either way, it’s about to have a heyday in the unlikely realm of stair balustrades, and to a... Read More
The Legend of Bag
Why are some people so obsessed with designer handbags? This is an age-old question. The answer goes back as far as the first piece of pig skin fashioned into a pouch just that little bit more sturdy,... Read More
Little Town Blues
Nothing much ever happens around these parts. It’s a bit disappointing, given that this is supposed to be the nation’s capital, but I guess that’s kind of a thing, isn’t it? Capital cities are... Read More
Seasonally Unsuited
There are two types of people: those who hate summer, and those who hate winter. The summer-hating crowd, populated largely by goths and others who like to dress in extravagant layers, claims that it�... Read More