Interior decorating has never been my strong suit, so I had to raise an eyebrow when my friend Raphael asked me to help him pick out the finishes for his new apartment. What does he think I’m going ...Read More
Conveyancing is important, but it’s not exactly what people would call a ‘passion’. Well, not most people. I’d imagine people think of it as utilitarian, and at worst, they see real estate age...Read More
It’s an intriguing enough thought, what they were talking about in the Trumpeting Moon today. But ultimately I would refuse, I think I would refuse the ability to time travel. I simply don’t think...Read More
They changed the sets. I don’t think they’ve changed the sets on Week of Our Lives since…um, might have been the mid-nineties? Realsville is a place trapped in an eternal time loop where the...Read More
Ugh…Casey. Casey, Casey, Casey. I never want to hear or type Casey’s name again, because Casey is a silly name, and typing it makes your fingers go all weird. First you’re on the C, ...Read More
I’d like to present story time with Jennifer. I’m being honest, I’ve felt guilty about what happened for years and want to finally come clean. Message to all the plumbers in Melbourne, drain rep...Read More
So now Chad doesn’t even want to come to the car show with me. Chad’s favourite thing in the whole world was the Ringwood car show; he hangs out for it every single year, and when I asked ...Read More
As much as I really did enjoy the premier episode of ‘Office Makeover Sweep!’, I’m left wondering how they’re going to stretch this concept into a long-running series, as they ...Read More
I don’t wish to alarm anyone, but I think one of our job applicants is secretly a robot. I’m not totally sure, but I’m not about to be that one guy, you know? Maybe he’s just a robotic fellow ...Read More
Alexa is SO full of it, like, you don’t even know. We have biology together and I try to sit on the opposite side of the class to her and even there I have to hear her kazoo voice going on about how...Read More